25 Days of SHUT THE F@#K UP – Day 3

Day 3: Pronounce peoples’ names correctly, or get the fuck off the airwaves! One of my favorite thanksgiving pasttimes is ignoring just about everyone and watching football. Thanksgiving football games tend toward awesomeness. Not the Raiders/Cowboys from last year, but just about every other game. Two staples in Thanksgiving football games are the Detroit Lions […]

25 Days of SHUT THE F@#K up – Day 2

Day 2: “Save the ta-ta’s.” Some time in late 2006 or early 2007, a young lady came into my classroom with a shirt that said, “Save the ta-tas.” Said I, “That is the stupidest shirt I have ever seen in my life.” This being a popular young lady, one young man jumped to her defense. […]

25 Days of SHUT THE F@#K UP – Day 1

That’s right, it’s time for the first annual “25 days of SHUT THE FUCK UP” to go along with ABC’s 25 Days of Christmas (which I totally could not wait for!!) This is to be a laundry list of shit I’m getting sick of hearing especially around the holidays. Ideally,. I will post one every […]