The Chubby One

As I shifted my teal green Mazda MX-3 into third gear, I grew agitated listening to the DJ convey his ignorance to his listeners. “The Chubby One,” is how he referred to the lead singer of one of the Dixie Chicks. One could attribute his inconsiderate declaration to laziness, as physical appearance is often the […]

Honesty is Such a Lonely Word

“Tell me honestly,” she began, “How do you like my new haircut?” I looked up from my desk and saw her horrific new hairdo. I wanted to say a lot of things. “Tell me which outlet you stuck your finger in so I know to stay away from that outlet” was one. “What decade do […]